The Cuck Billed Platypus is a beaked mammal, mainly inhabiting North America. The cuck billed platypus is so named due to its curious instinct to locate found objects resembling the bill of a platypus and adhering those objects to his head and face, thereby obstructing orifices involved in the processes of breathing, speaking, and eating.
The term is applicable to both male and female, but is funnier when used with a male. This is particularly appropriate in this era, when it is so unclear who really knows what a woman is anymore and what a man is.
Stay tuned for more examples of this species in the wild.
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